{"id":962,"date":"2020-10-15T04:51:07","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T04:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/backyardrhymes.com\/?p=962"},"modified":"2026-01-23T00:36:19","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T00:36:19","slug":"treadmill-trekking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/backyardrhymes.com\/?p=962","title":{"rendered":"Treadmill Trekking"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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The thing about running in place (is that)<\/p>\n

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You’re not going to finish the race (‘cuz you)<\/p>\n


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Clomp and you stomp in your “sneaks” (which are)<\/p>\n

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Stiff like your woeful physique (but you)<\/p>\n

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“Turn” and you “climb” up those “hills” (and you)<\/p>\n

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Hope you don’t take any spills (while you)<\/p>\n


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Survey just pipes all around (in the)<\/p>\n

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Basement where spiders abound (then you)<\/p>\n


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Sense that you’re gasping for air (plus you)<\/p>\n

Feel that your shins – they could tear (so you)<\/p>\n


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Had quite enough of a ride (so you)<\/p>\n


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Hop off, unplug, and shut down (and you)<\/p>\n

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Feel like the New Sherif in town!<\/p>\n


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Esti Stoian, 2020<\/p>\n

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