{"id":1038,"date":"2021-02-17T19:56:50","date_gmt":"2021-02-17T19:56:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/backyardrhymes.com\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2026-01-23T00:34:40","modified_gmt":"2026-01-23T00:34:40","slug":"catapulting-conundrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/backyardrhymes.com\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Catapulting Conundrum"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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It’s not every day<\/p>\n

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I’m in terror to feel<\/p>\n

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A sneeze creeping in while holding the wheel<\/p>\n


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Eyes shut completely<\/p>\n

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And when they resume<\/p>\n

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Relief fills the place that sheer panic consumed<\/p>\n

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Biological warfare<\/p>\n

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Prepared unforseen<\/p>\n

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Blisters the ambiance before then serene<\/p>\n


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Crackling through space<\/p>\n

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At disquieting speeds<\/p>\n

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Not what anyone wants, nor what anyone needs<\/p>\n

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Traveling a distance<\/p>\n

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Inducing commotion with zero remorse<\/span><\/p>\n

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But hurling that blast of<\/p>\n

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Black matter, you see<\/p>\n

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Could lead to a boisterous achoo-ing spree!<\/p>\n

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Oh, sneezy conundrum!<\/p>\n

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Suppress, or set free?<\/p>\n

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If one launches out, well, then God bless me!<\/p>\n


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Esti Stoian, 2021<\/p>\n

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